Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Roger L. Simon's Decapitation Fantasies

Ew? For the millionth time, Roger Simon recounts his 15 minutes in a Geneva hotel:

That night I felt agitated. I couldn’t sleep well – from jet lag, of course, but also from digesting this experience. So I took an Ambien around two a. m. to get some rest. Not more than twenty minutes later someone banged on my door.

I sat up in my bed. The three floors above me had been taken by the Iranian delegation. Had they come to get me? Was I the next Daniel Perle [sic]? I knew UN officials had been reading my reports on the conference…. which weren’t friendly… why not the Iranians?

I lay there in bed for a moment wishing I hadn’t taken that Ambien. Then I screwed up some courage, threw my feet over the side and stumbled groggily to the peephole.

No one was there.



Disgusting. I hope for Simon's sake that this isn't true. Isn't it a little unseemly that, even whilst ensconced in a Swiss hotel room, he exhibits none of the spine that Pearl possessed on a daily basis on the streets of Karachi?

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