Area Wanker Has Great Idea.

John Hawkins is in full WATB mode, suggesting that "conservatives ... need to start giving [Teh Left] a taste of their own medicine, if only to make them think twice about the way they’re treating our side."

Mr. Hawkins, I find your ideas interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter! Please continue!

Instead of continuing to complain, here’s a better idea. Why don’t conservatives do opposition research on the journalists endlessly running stories about Bristol Palin and Joe the Plumber? Have they ever been arrested? Whom do they own property with? Have they ever been paid to do a speech for someone and then run a favorable news story about him? Certainly Keith Olbermann’s personal life is just as newsworthy as Joe the Plumber’s, and the details of Maureen Dowd’s life are just as noteworthy as those of Bristol Palin — are they not?

Please please oh please please please do this!!!1111!!! Please for the love of god dispatch Michelle Malkin.

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