Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Sad.

And by sad I mean funny. Deeply funny.

ANDREW BREITBART: Jon Stewart, Democratic Shill. “If the targets were switched and Democrats had the same five-day-a-week bull’s-eye placed on their heads, no one doubts that financier George Soros and Media Matters would wage a well-funded rampage to destroy Mr. Stewart and his scribes. Nancy Pelosi would be demanding a comedy Fairness Doctrine. And ‘The Daily Show’ and its partner in crime ‘The Colbert Report’ would be taken off the air within 30 days of electoral primaries and within 60 days of general elections to comply with McCain-Feingold.”

First of all, the fact that wingnuts have circled back to Stewart suggests they've run out of targets. This is heartening.

Second, this -- “If the targets were switched and Democrats had the same five-day-a-week bull’s-eye placed on their heads..." -- is bullshit.

We did! It was just a massive, throbbing load of FAIL. Not so much a bull's-eye really, but a pathetic, incontinent, slushy mess.

My advice to Republicans: try winning a mid-term election. Then develop a late night show that doesn't suck ass.

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