Rudy Giuliani Is A Bad Fabulous Spokesman for Traditional Marriage.

I think it's wonderful that this douchebag is on the vanguard of a dying movement:

Giuliani, who is slated to address a Republican fund-raising gala in Albany tonight in what is widely described as further proof of his interest in running for governor, said he's committed to the traditional definition of marriage.

"Marriage, I believe, both traditionally and legally, has always been between a man and a woman and should remain between a man and woman," said Giuliani, who has been married three times.

Or a man and a second cousin, Mr. Giuliani added.