Resolved:

We refer to Mr. Reynolds by any number of different monikers here on Instaputz - Putz, the Professor, Instarube, Dipshit, Glenn, and so on. I'd like to propose a new one which I will be using henceforth in honor of his all-in teabagging wankfest of the past few months:

Bilbo T. Baggins (acceptable alternate spelling: Bilbo Teabaggins)

Borrowed lovingly from Frisky Dingo. So it is written, so shall it be.