le Carré Wept.

Oy. Let me be the first to say this is a really terrible idea:

Rich Lowry: I think you know more about spy thrillers than I do, clearly.

Hugh Hewitt: No, I’ve just interviewed a lot of thriller writers.

RL: You should write one. You should write one.

HH: No, I think it’s too hard. I think dialogue is really hard.

RL: We’ll collaborate. We’ll collaborate on the next one.

Is it too early to crown this Shittiest Book of the Millennium? The fact that it hasn't gotten beyond the discussion stage should be no problem -- after all, embryos are people too, amirite ha ha ha?