I'll Pass, Thanksverymuch.

I cannot imagine a less interesting story than this one. Weekends and brain cells are simply too precious -- and rapidly diminishing -- to spend any time reading 8,000 words on William Buckley & family -- a man whose claim to fame is, increasingly, that he was the last conservative who wasn't abjectly retarded.

And anyway, after suffering through an account of how the old man frolicked naked with Ross Douthat, I've had my fill.