Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Estimate the size of Putz's balls.

I'm very excited. Will the Putz do what event promoters are expected to do and massage the attendance figures upward but plausibly, say, by claiming 150,000 if there is evidence of 100,000? Or will he get greedy, piss on plausibility, and go for the gusto?

I think we know the answer. Idiots can't help themselves; at some point in the next few days Glenn Reynolds will claim that there were 1,000,000 people or more at these circle jerks. Why? Because he's dumber than the turnip truck from which he fell and this whole spectacle has been a single, extended act of masturbation for him.

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