I have defecated things that were smarter than Victoria Jackson

Does FOX actually think it helps conservatism to give camera time to this retard? She's obviously a big Atlas Shrugged fan:

Jackson: My motivation is gone, because he will punish me if I'm successful.

Motivation to do what, Victoria? Write that big screenplay with Julia Sweeney? Try to get a walk-on cameo in the next Tim Meadows movie? From the looks of it, your only motivation for the past 20 years has been to huff Scotchgard and make three daily trips to Old Country Buffet.