And the Award for Biggest WATB Goes to...

"There are so many people I want to thank..."

K. Daniel Glover for his groundbreaking work in, "The Quest To Right The Good Ship Obama."

[clap! clap!]

There's a lot of hilariously Special Olympics-level stuff here, but I'm particularly fond of these two sentences:

"Now, well short of the much-hyped, 100-days milestone of Obama's presidency, the media seem to be contemplating annulment, or worse, a nasty divorce."

and

"The mainstream media's goal now is not to serve as an objective and critical government watchdog; it is to get the Good Ship Obama back on the course they expected it to travel."

It must be fun to live in a world in which these two sentences are not contradictory. I want to go there!