Wednesday, February 04, 2009

The Secret Lives of Conservatives.

Retch.

One of my favorite D.C. moments ever was a little over a year ago when I witnessed former two-time-Cabinet-secretary Bill Bennett happily fetch Judge Bork a martini.

From now on, before I silently pray that K-Lo gets eaten by a family of rats, I'll remind myself that, for her, watching one fat guy make another fat guy a drink is a cherished memory.

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