Obama Doesn't Give You Licence to Be a Honky.

When, in six months, Breitbart's Big Hollywood Abortion goes the way of Pajamas Media, us blogofascists will point to "Republican is the New Punk" as one of the reasons why.

The whole piece is magnificently retarded, but let's look only at the first graf:

Johnny Cash was punk rock. The birth of rock came when Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, Roy Orbison and Cash toured small towns and set the youth on fire. Parents were outraged. The long dippity-doo hair atop gyrating men “dancing like the negroes” before frothing young girls set mainstream culture against this rebellious little movement. It was our first smell of anarchy and it scared the establishment.

About that bolded phrase: What, or who, is Mssr. TenNapel quoting? Nothing and no one, I'm pretty sure.

Methinks a poor man's Chris Noth should go easy on the mammy talk.