Larry Johnson Deserves The Wank.

Good people, please ensure he wins.

Yes, Jonah was truly magnificent this year, but he'll have a lifetime of achievements. This is LaJo's year and we ought to give him the appreciation he so richly deserves.

This guy makes a good case:

Seldom has anyone distinguished himself so famously by being both a total fool and a complete scumbag simultaneously. Larry’s website is truly one of the low points of the Intertubes. His fellow posters are all skilled practitioners in the art of character assassination, delusional group think, and flights of noxious fancy, and it would be difficult to find a more offensive crew than No Quarter’s regular commenters. At the helm of the S.S. Cesspool is Larry himself, whose supreme accomplishment — The Whitey Tape — was unchallenged this past election for its repulsiveness, lameness, idiocy, dishonesty, and in the end, non-existence. Only the Wank of the Year could have continued to promise to deliver something that didn’t exist (or that wasn’t even remotely what it was claimed to be) in the hope that something imaginary would defeat Barack Obama and deliver the nation to the profoundly unqualified and dangerous John McCain. Larry exhibited some of the qualities that have made such historical luminaries as Joseph McCarthy, Richard Nixon, and Ollie North justifiably (in)famous.

In the end, the utter lack of drama in the failure of the Whitey Tape to appear and slay the Marxist villain was proof that Larry is unrivaled in his pure wankosity. I suspect that Larry will never achieve anything remotely resembling credibility or even widespread visibility. I fear that this may be the one and only chance I (or we) have to cast a vote for such a complete fraud and I can not let that opportunity pass.

If I could vote twice, I’d cast both for Larry.

And I will, as soon as I erase these cookies.