Heading to CT...

For The Other Holiday. Because I'm still fried from last night's date, I'ma outsource teh clever to a Curbed commenter who is not The What:

Sorry, Hoboken and Jersey City might as well be Cleveland or Terre Haute... the giant sucking sound you hear is the fact that "The City" boundaries are imploding back to the island of Manhattan, south of 96th St, and north of Battery Park. Development is dead, sprawl is out, we're going back to the core, the brain feels the cold and is sending all the blood to the torso, so the extremities will suffer the frostbite.