Misc.

• I swear I'm not a yuppie, but I'm going on an honest-to-god vineyard crawl today. Knowing my pals, they're looking for a classy way to get drunk before noon.
  
  
• I am thankful for... Putz. Putz is a force that gives us meaning.
  
  
• Also, merits of the story aside, couldn't this have been published 10 years ago?