Something You Wanna Tell Us Something, Anchoress?

Opining on the mugging incident, the Anchoress says, rather curiously:

I did however wonder at how very neatly the “B” was carved. That suggests to me that the blade was very sharp and the carver rather controlled - not in an emotional fury. Believe me, emotional furies combined with sharp blades are very messy.

Ahem.

Those screams you hear emanating from the Anchoress's basement are not those of a cub scout troop.

Not, not, not.