Army of Couch Potatoes.

Hot on the heels of Michelle Malkin's lessons in outsourcing, Putz writes:

I'm still waiting for people to vet Obama.

Life in the Putz household?

Putz enters the bathroom, empties bowels.

Putz to Dr. Mrs: "I'm still waiting for someone to wipe my ass. Heh, indeed. Read the whole thing."

How empowering!