Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Worst Lede Ever.

Congratulations, Bridget Johnson!
Historians would agree that in Adolf Hitler’s last days, as he cowered in his bunker and the Red Army advanced, the fuhrer lost his head — commanding movements of troops that did not exist, raging at perceived betrayal schemes, drugged out and tripping out.

On Saturday, Hitler literally lost his head when only the second customer at the new Madame Tussauds museum in Berlin tussled with security, then ripped waxy Hitler’s head off.



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