Stay Classy, Rick Santorum!

The Boy Scouts are getting evicted and Little Ricky is offended:

Here in Philadelphia, the lethal threat to liberal orthodoxy and our young men is an organization whose aim is - don't read this aloud to small children - to teach boys to be trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, reverent and (shudder) to be morally straight.

This, of course, deeply offends one of the most powerful special-interest groups of the new left, the radical gay activists. To them the Cradle of Liberty Council of the Boy Scouts, which for the record has what amounts to a don't ask, don't tell policy toward gays, is the moral equivalent of a malicious street gang that must be banished from the community.

This "gang" of 70,000 young men has been headquartered in the same building on Logan Square for 80 years - a building the scouts themselves erected, invested $1.5 million into in 1994, and spend about $60,000 annually to maintain.

But now the city would like to evict them via the back door.

Uh...