Gateway Pundit Pulls a Neat Trick.

Typing and fellating a head of state at the same time:

Not only has US President George W. Bush saved Iraq and the Middle East from total annihilation with his successful 2007 troop surge, not only has US President George W. Bush saved hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Afghans from two of the most brutal regimes in history, not only has US President George W. Bush brought democracy and freedom to the Middle East and southern Asia, not only has US President George W. Bush protected the American homeland after the worst attack in US history, but now US President George W. Bush just saved the US economy from the global warming religionists.

Emphasis GP's, obvs.

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...None of the above is meant to reflect poorly on K., who is getting mad love from GP. K. has tamed the wingnut, and we salute him.