Friday, May 02, 2008

Your Daily Dose of Self-Loathing (Dr. Mrs. Edition)

Dr. Mrs. Putz says that men
have become strategic. This is different than aimless. Aimless suggests no purpose. Men may look aimless but underneath it all they actually have a purpose--to protect themselves from a society that considers men responsible for the welfare of women and children but offers them little or nothing in return. Who can blame them?

Uh huh. Ooooh, look, there a comment from the author of one of the most righteously awful obituaries ever, the Honorable Kim du Toit:

I no longer care what women want. I do what I do, and women may agree with me, or not; love me, or not; hate me, or not.

Either way, their opinions are of no interest to me.

The women I care about don't seem to mind -- in fact, they like it.

And the rest: they can all drop dead.

Still as charming as ever!

...Heh.

I'm pretty sure this will work very well with Molly I. "Not going to work today, hon. But I'm not being lazy. Or a pansy. Rather, a brutally cruel society has taught me to be strategic. I'm sure you understand. Can I get a beer while you're up? I'd get it myself, but leaving the couch would spoil my, uh, heroic rebellion against the awesome forces of oppressive political correctness. Do you want bin Laden to win? OOOOH, Skinemax! Burp."

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