Ya Can't Win.

Putz:

ANTI-WAR FOLKS ARE CALLING FOR A DRAFT: Jules Crittenden says let them have it.

Like me, you're no doubt wondering why you haven't heard the call. Maybe because the only "folks" Crittenden cites are Frank Schaeffer, Aileen Morey and some readers of The Sacramento Bee.

But on a broader scale, isn't this a sea change of sorts? Gone are the days when anti-war types were painted as objectively pro-fascist defeatocrats, who, Putz would insist, were on "the other side."

Now, even an egalitarian measure that would beef up the military's ranks is worth mocking, too.