QOTD.

TheEds:

How fucked is fucked? A few days ago it was going to be the worst recession since the early 70’s. Yesterday I heard it compared to the 1950’s. And now we’ve crossed the Great Depression threshold. And it’s only Monday! I’m going to get ahead of the curve here and compare it to the comet impact that burst “the dinosaur bubble” c.150 million BC. Sell! Sell! Sell! I suggest a diverse portfolio of cave paintings, fur loincloths, very large wooden clubs, and raw meat to weather the coming troubles. Watch CNBC for further updates.

No one could have predicted that letting a semi-retarded dry drunk with a history of abject business failure run the country for 8 years might end up having negative economic consequences.