I'm Busy As A, Well, You Know...

The best I can rustle up is Hugh Hewitt's interview with David Allen White, during which both men profess their complete ignorance of cunnilingus. Or something. Anyway, I've bolded the parts that made me laugh.

HH: What is your reaction to the decision of the president of the University of Notre Dame, Father Jenkins, to allow the Vagina Monologues to be performed at Notre Dame?

DAW: It is a complete outrage, it is anti-Catholic, it is demonic, but it’s not just Notre Dame, Hugh. This piece of crap has been performed at most Catholic universities around the country. So Notre Dame is just falling in line with all the others.

HH: Now why do you consider it to be contrary…I have my reason why. I think it’s cooperating with evil. But what’s your assessment of why it’s wrong to do it?

DAW: Well, let me put it this way. On the most basic social level, it is socially destructive. On the artistic level, it’s outrageously bad. On the spiritual level, it is demonic. There is no possible reason for allowing it other than the cover phrase, which is called ‘academic freedom’, which is what they use to allow in anything demonic. But simultaneously, they will not allow any contradictory point of view in. Here’s the real outrage for me, Hugh. Notre Dame, as you well know, means our Lady. That’s the blessed Virgin Mary. I am devoted to her. She was the most perfect human creature ever formed by God, born without original sin. What she stands for is purity, love, devotion, sacrifice. That this school, named for this greatest of all women, greatest of all human creatures, would allow this demonic thing to be presented there, shows that they are not Catholic, they are not a university, they don’t care about their students, they don’t care about their country, they are selfish, and they are inflicted with demonic modernism, and it’s time for Catholics to stop sending their children to these phony schools.

HH: Now I noted that today, a study came out from the Centers For Disease Control And Prevention.

DAW: Yup, I was going to mention it.

HH: One in four teenage girls has been infected with at least one sexually transmitted disease, 3.2 million teenagers, 14-19.

DAW: Yes.

HH: And this play celebrates teen sexuality.

DAW: Of course it does.

HH: It’s insanity.

DAW: No, it’s not. The Devil is reining, Hugh. He’s delighted. He’s in charge. The sad fact of the matter is nobody cares. And if you try to bring up a contradictory point of view, there is no room for you on a college campus.

I'm not sure there's anything I can add to this...