Then again, you may pick up just enough education to hate people who say, 'It's a secret between he and I.'

Making fun of bloggers' writing skills is a bit like pointing out Glenn Reynolds' callousness: tautological. Yet one cannot help but wonder if a university professor should be using stand-ins who don't know the difference between "me" and "I."

Enter Michael Totten:

"Thanks, Glenn, for giving Megan, Ann, and I the keys to the blog for a few days."

At least we know that Totten hasn't been plagiarizing his blog posts.

Inept Putz Stand-In Count: 1