Thursday, February 07, 2008

Dear Liberal Bloggers,

I did not want Mitt Romney to be president. I like my heads of state flesh 'n' blood, thankyouverymuch. But I'd be totally lying if I said I didn't miss his awesome nickname.

I really really miss Mittens.

So, fascist brethren, how about we christen Senator McCain?

I suggest President Huggy Bear. Or just plain Huggy.

Pass it on, if you like.

With love and squalor,
TS

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