QOTD:

Mike:

Is Bob Owens a robot? A Borat impersonator? Just a really big fan of the passive voice?

"The knives are being swung at the back of our soldiers comes from the hand of Franklin Foer."

Yeah, Bob. Also, All Your Civil Liberties Are Belong To Us!

I understand what those shitty sentences mean, but barely. And somebody tell this butthole that you don't "swing" a knife.

I might be tempted to take these cretins more seriously if they didn't all write like eighth graders.

...This is good too: "I organized a boycott against the Soviet Union, and it collapsed.

Now, bring me the finest wines known to man. I want them here and I want them now."