Pajamas Putziness.

Ari Kaufman isn't very bright:

When explaining why I relocated from Los Angeles to Indianapolis roughly 18 months ago, I’d be lying if I did not admit that a major factor was the socio-political outlooks of the two locales. However, my capricious choice to live in the Hoosier State’s largest city, in a trendy apartment building in downtown’s theatre district, left me with neighbors very similar to those I left in Southern California. And this was the heartland?

Ari, if only you read Instaputz, you'd know that Indianapolis had a Democratic mayor and Marion County went to Kerry in 2004. We could've saved you an awful lot of hassle.

By the way, "trendy theatre district"?

Very suspicious.