Rudy 'n' Judi have been making public woo since they first locked gazes in a New York cigar bar. We know from the Mrs. that Giuliani is a "really high-testosterone guy" and nobody doubted it for a minute. We know from the former mayor that he never can get enough of his tiara-wearing princess bride.Now look, I think Rudy's taking a phone call in the middle of a speech is pretty bizarre/borderline behavior. But it never occured to me even once that his manhood was somehow comprimised...by taking a phone call.
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Thus, while jaws began setting in a room of muted chuckles, Rudy played public cuckold to his third wife. Feigning amusement and affection while exchanging sweet nothings, the aspiring president utterly emasculated himself in front of a crowd whose cumulative testosterone level had the Army Corps of Engineers on alert.
Also note: the fringe NRA gun nuts are, by definition, manly men, swimming in testosterone.
Wingnuts really have deep, troubling gender issues.
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