Make It Stop.

Jules Crittenden pretends he's "in the shit," and not just a paid hack for a troglodytic weekly rag:

Six years in, I’m tired and feeling a little down. That happens in war, and you have to pick yourself up and keep going.

One wonders what kind of enemy fire Mr. Crittenden encounters at the Boston Herald; I assume it's quite deadly!

Seriously, wingnuts: there are worse things in life than the occasional Cheeto shortage.