Romney: for abortion rights before he was against it before he was for it.

There is little doubt that Willard is the most cynical political opportunist we've seen in a long, long time:

Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said this week that as president he would allow individual states to keep abortion legal, two weeks after telling a national television audience that he supports a constitutional amendment to ban the procedure nationwide.

Seriously, this is so far beyond flip-flopping and triangulation, we've got to invent an entirely new category for him.

Suggestions?