Paging Dr. Helen: we have a masculinity emergency.

Dr. Mrs. Putz, heal thy husband:

Okay, I was at the mall buying my mom's birthday present and I looked at the Ken Onion chef's knife at Williams-Sonoma. It looked so cool that I almost bought it on the spot, but fortunately I am a man of no small self-control.

Shopping for gifts for mommy? At Williams-Sonoma? I don't think the Dangerous Book is going to cut it for this patient, doctor.