My Nightmare

Via Robert Green:

i dunno, you’ve got to think about a bloggingheads.tv bit with althouse and oshry, set 69 years in the future, ann drunk beyond all possible reckoning, pam now reduced to a head atop two silicone sacs while glenn “post-human” reynolds drools in the background making stephen hawking-esque “heh indeeds” to no one in particular from the jar where his cerebellum continues, valuelessly, to exist.

it’s a fucking good time that’s had by all, ending only when some chick from qwglhm shows up with a sextuple ventissimovente laterati and pam guns her down in cold blood (i did mention robotic arms, no?), the blood from the holes left behind by pam’s 22 splashing all over the distended silicon sacs. althouse moans out something about “civility” before puking into reynolds’ head-sac housing, causing him to blurt out “transhuman” like some broken kraftwerk outtake for 30 minutes, while pam gibbers tuneless paeans to her ex-lover bush.

we exit on a hand, a dhimmi hand! as it blocks out the camera and the screams begin to crescendo…