Don Surber is a Serious Man

Charlie McCarthy Surber, essentially a creation of Edgar Bergen Glenn Reynolds, is peeved that Barack Obama won't "use nukes against al-Qaeda." It's news to me that al-Qaeda is no longer a loosely-connected alliance of jihadists, spread across a bunch of different countries. Apparently -- perhaps when I went to the can -- the bad guys decided to cluster in Osama bin Laden's living room, which, I guess, is why it's now possible to "nuke" them all.

Good times.