Or You Could Just Take the Bridge

If you enter Manhattan from the West Side Highway, your welcome mat is Larry Flynt's in-your-face Hustler Club. If you enter from the Battery Tunnel (as I just did), it's ads (on the Brooklyn side, enticing those who would be enticed) for the Hustler and two other "Gentlemen's Clubs."

I know he's from Louisiana and they have their own problems, but if David Vittet [sic] were to fundraise or convince Disney to make find a way to wholesomely obstruct those views, I know he'd be making a worthwhile contribution to society. And he'd make more than a few New York City metropolitan area parents grateful

Thankfully, Ms. Lopez doesn't seem to hold sway with The Lord -- I mean, Christ, she edits Jonah Goldberg and resembles a poorly-dressed manatee -- and this will never, ever come to pass.

Amen.