Wait, Isn't There a War On?

Putz has occasionally told us not to worry our pretty little heads about, among other things, religious discord, Bush's not-so-small government tendencies, gay marriage (there were "bigger issues on the table," he said), talk of a draft or an abortion ruling.

Why? Because "there's a war on."

Well, we're still in Iraq and Afghanistan, and yet suddenly it's in the best interest of liberals to care about Salman Rushdie's knighthood?

Where're your priorities, Putz?

Just to be clear, Honey Bunny, this is not to diminish the craziness of the "furore." I agree that this is worth writing about. Alls I'm saying is that Putz, who gleefully told us that everything is secondary to war! war! war!, doesn't have much right to tell us where we should channel our energy.

ALSO:

LIBERALS HAVE FAILED TO DENOUNCE, AND HENCE SUPPORT, THE POTHOLE AT FIFTH AND MAIN.