Friday, June 08, 2007

Tweaking the AP

Since Jonah seems to find the Paris Hilton affair amusing, maybe he'll enjoy this too:

WASHINGTON (AP) - Screaming and crying, I. Lewis Libby was escorted ... to jail Friday after a judge ruled that he must serve out his entire 30-month sentence behind bars...

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Libby, who violated both the law and baseline ethics. "Mom!" he called out to Martin Peretz...

Libby, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweat shirt over slacks.

He cried throughout the hearing, his body shook constantly and he dabbed at his eyes. Several times he turned to Mr. Peretz, seated behind him in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

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