Putz has a cunning plan!

Now why didn't Gen. Petraeus think of this?

535 COMMANDERS-IN-CHIEF: Now it's Richard Lugar calling for a new strategy. Maybe we could do something to stop Iranian troops entering Iraq? I don't think he has anything so useful in mind, though.

And maybe, after we secure that Iranian border, we can invent a teleportation device that can read the minds of everyone in Iraq and selectively beams all the insurgents terrorists who want to attack us to Gitmo, where they can be reformed by another device that will covert them into happy country club Lutherans.

I doubt we'll do something so useful, though.