Pajamas Putziness.

One of our favorite neocons, Claudia Rosett, is ticked off that Tony Blair is going to be the new "Peace Envoy" to the Middle East. But it's not what you think.

She's not upset that it's Tony Blair -- he supported her war after all. She's just pissed that his title has the word "peace" in it.

If Tony Blair is to be dispatched to tread the diplomatic routes of the region, let’s arm him (whether he likes it or not) with a title that might at least suggest there are limits to the threats and attacks that we will tolerate. Call him Tony Blair, “War Envoy” to the Middle East.

Yeah, that will make all the difference, Claudia. We need to show those A-rabs we mean bidness.

And you know, now that I think about it, we should rename everything to put "War" in the title. The Nobel Committee can give out a Nobel War Prize. And Robert Gates can be Secretary of War -- just like the good old days.

Oh, and that neocon think tank you work for -- the Foundation for Defense of Democracies? Let's call it the Foundation for Democracies' Wars.

Much better.