The GOP base does amuse.

(GOP): Lose two wars?
(Wingnut Base): No problem.

Shred the Constitution?
We're good.

Fuse Christianity and government?
You betcha.

Let a mid-size US city drown?
Yawn.

Corrupt the political system and get sent to prison?
Big yawn.

Demonize the gays?
Good.

Expose a CIA agent?
Yeah right.

Illegally imprison and torture people?
Fine.

Lose both houses of Congress?
Hey, win some. Lose some.

Politicize the justice department?
Whateva.

Let the brown people in?
THAT'S IT -- I'LL NEVER VOTE REPUBLICAN EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!