Note to University of Wisconsin Law School Tenure Committee

SPOILER ALERT! I hang my head in shame for not doing this earlier.

You might be amused that your Robert W. & Irma M. Arthur-Bascom Professor spent -- by her own admission -- five hours on insights like this:

There is some question about whether and at what point [redacted] wanted to die. Did he crash the car intentionally because he realized that [redacted] knew he was back on drugs and that [redacted] would want to kill him? Did he confess openly after the crash to offer himself up for the killing he knew [redacted] had in store for him? Why suffer the pain of his injuries and try to live only to die soon enough? His final words were "Call me a taxi." Is a taxi a symbol of death?

Pretty deep. Clearly, these typically probing observations are what earned her the coveted "Putz's favorite blogger" designation.

Yours,
TS