Enough with the "City Slickers" references.

TS, I can't help but notice that this:

Probable Rice response: "Opie and Anthony? I crap bigger than them."

Looks very much like this:

Plus, like Jeff Goldstein, I crap bigger than them.

And this:

Ah, the compassionate left. Jeff craps bigger than them, and I'm sure he's big enough to take this stuff.

And this:

Message to trolls: Not only do I crap bigger than you, even my spammers crap bigger than you.

Putz needs a new zinger.