Jules Crittenden, comedian.

The SOTU "response" at Pajamas Media by Jules Crittenden that Putz links approvingly to is just jaw-droppingly scary -- unless you read it as a piece of brilliant Colbert-style parody.

It begins, hilariously,

America loves a fighter.

America loves to see someone who’s been beaten down and knocked around stand his ground and fight back.

I didn’t expect to see George Bush do that, not with the unapologetic confidence I saw last night. I even started out disgusted by the feel-good bipartisanship and the sugar-coating.

You'll just have to read the rest yourself.

I love the part where he calls Bush a "great American orator." Genius. Comedy Central should sign this guy.