No one cares!

Geez, what a whiner.

DEFICIT HALVED, three years early. Due to the absence of even virtual gay sex, no one cares.

If only the mean, Bush-hating press would focus on something positive, like the federal defecit being only a quarter of a trillion dollars. This focus on sex over substance is more proof of liberal media bias.

I mean, in 1998, when President Clinton announced the $70 billion dollar surplus--the first such surplus in over 30 years--both the mainstream and right wing media talked about little else for months.